If Santa had a blog, what sort of posts would be be writing about? I asked some bloggers to give me some potential post titles that Santa himself might be planning to post about on his blog. Here's what they came up with:
- Fat Free Cookies? Ain't No Belly Got Time For That!
- Buck Dynasty
- Why Miley Cyrus is on the Naughty List this Year
- 10 Tips To A Better Picture With Me
- News Flash: Elf on a Shelf Does NOT Report To Me
- My Wife STILL Gets Upset When I'm Out All Night
- How To Become A Competitive Eater: {ie. 1. Pick a favorite to specialize in. Or I'd suggest starting with cookies.}
- Craft-A-Day Calendar: {ie. 364 ways to avoid being bored.}
- RED: Why It Should Be Everyone's Favorite Color: {ie. Don't be afraid to be a man, or woman, with style.}
- Managing the Happiness of Elves
- How to Stay Jolly While Living at the North Pole
- 10 Ways to Use Up Leftover Fruitcake
- 10 Different Outfits From One Red and White Jumpsuit (for his fashion blog)
- What I've Found in My Beard
- Time Management Tips: How to Appear Everywhere at Once
- 7 Tips to Speed-Reading: How I Learned to Check the List Twice in Half the Time
- Elf Shoes: How To Keep Your Elves Smiling Anyway
- An Open Letter to the Music World: Stop Already, We Have Enough Christmas Songs.
Thanks to the following bloggers: Tales From The Nursery, Sunshine and Sippy Cups, Keenly Kristin, Roasted Beanz, Soup 2 Nuts.
Which One Is Your Favourite? Do You Have One To Add?
@SweepTight says
LOL! Sounds about right. I would totally subscribe to Santa's blog. 😉
Jenn @TheRebelChick says
ROFL I think he probably WOULD write a blog post about why Miley isn't getting and presents under her tree!
Kelsey APley says
HAHAHAHAHA Love the Fat Free Cookies, and How to keep elves smiling!!! Thanks for this fun post!!
brett says
hahahah!! this is awesome. i love it. perhaps an article about keeping the beard cookie crumb free
Ellen Christian says
LOL very cute ideas.
justmarriedwithcoupons says
LOL! This is hilarious, what a fun idea! I would totally subscribe to Santa's blog!
Brandie says
These are awesome...I'm a food blogger, so I was drawn to the ones about food. Love the 10 Ways to Use Up Leftover Fruitcake and the Fat Free Cookies? Ain’t No Belly Got Time For That!.
Pam says
I had to laugh at some of those ideas. I am not sure I would want to know what he found in his beard.
Stefani says
I love "What I’ve Found in My Beard"!
Kringle Claus says
HHHOL! (That means "Ho Ho Ho Out Loud! " btw) Of course I have a blog. Had one since 2008 at !
Some of the ~250 posts I've written include:
- Why Does Santa Claus Come Down The Chimney?
- Reindeer Olympics
- Stinky Christmas Fish
- Clumsy the Elf trims Santa's Beard
- Scunner the Grumpy Elf, and
- Christmas Squid Tubes & Tentacles
Although I quite like some of the ideas posted here!
Merry Christmas!
Kringle
Kristin Wheeler says
Haha! This is great! Always wondered what Santa would post about!!!
Mistee Dawn says
I like the open letter to the music world. We definitely have enough Christmas songs already. Fun post!
tammilee says
So funny! Buck Dynasty had me giggling.
Jessica says
Haha love the blog topic, I would totally be a loyal follower of his blog 😉
Liz says
Based on this, Santa NEEDS a blog so I can read it!
LAURA says
haha its great tips what if santa had Smart phone ?
4theloveofmommy says
These are super funny, thanks for the Christmas giggle 🙂
My recent post My Love of Fisher Price ® and the Hot New Toys for Christmas #fpHotToys